My Name is Jessica and I Like Cats

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

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05/19/13

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05/19/13

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard

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05/19/13

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05/19/13

toacastleiwilltakeyou:

Yes

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05/19/13

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05/19/13

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

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05/19/13

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

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05/19/13

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

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05/19/13

I died saving him. In return, he saved me to a database in the biggest library in the universe. Left me like a book on a shelf. Didn’t even say goodbye. He doesn’t like endings

(via doctorwho)

05/19/13

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05/19/13

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

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05/19/13

ghostboyfriend:

Live fast die young bad cats do it well

(via unimpressedcats)

05/19/13

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

05/19/13

Deciding to play on Senior Detective by myself was a bad idea. I hate having to go online for hints.

05/19/13

My Name is Jessica and I Like Cats

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